Problem with my name, what should I do?

I am a cat. When a little kitten, I adopted a couple of humans to look after my needs and care for me. They are fine, as far as humans go: the feed is good, lots of treats, mages, I keep my own hours and go and come as I please and so on. But there is a drawback: these humans christened me Rover. Because of this, my social life suffer. The cats tease me and refuse to socialize with me, and the dogs bark and me gleefully when I p. I am afraid to leave these humans because it's very difficult for a cat to find decent providers nowadays. Yet I can't go on living with this name. What should I do?